I Know Who You Googled Last Summer

An alarming new technological development has come to my attention, and as a conscientious blog owner I have decided to share the news with those of you not yet in the know. A tool has been developed to trace the IP addresses (and shortly identities) of googlers worldwide. You know what this means, don’t you? Covert stalkers (i.e., you and me) have been exposed and are now at the mercy of the individuals whose names people their (our) google searches.

No more browsing through the pages of our crushes, arch-nemeseses (not a spelling mistake, this is gratuitous Buffy reference #412), colleagues, suspicious neighbors, competitors, new friends… (let’s face it, I think the list was done with item 1).

The only encouragement I draw from this piece of information is the fact that most people who actually care enough to pay for this program are probably going to come to the aching realization that they are the only ones googling themselves…

As Woody Allen says in Annie Hall, “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love..”

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